Peaches is three.
Peaches: When you get married, you only just (pronounced: yust) get one husband, and that's ALL. No more, yust one.
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Peaches: Today at school I made two letters to Santa.
Daddy: What did they say?
Peaches: I don't know. I can't read.
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Peaches: How come when it's dark outside it's not even a little bit light, and the blue gets all black?
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Nurse: Peaches, I need to put this little machine on your finger, and it's not going to hurt at all, it's going to help us find out how well you are breathing.
Peaches: Oh, does it take my pulse?
Nurse: HOW old did you say she is?
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Ok, not that you asked but I'm pickin my favorite -
Hands down - Santa letter. OMG
Thanks for the chuckles!
My favorite is the response about letters to Santa. Priceless!
Hope you are all doing well. xo
haaa. "I don't know. I can't read" may be one of the funniest things i've read this week.
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